Out of the mouths of babes: Cute, funny and heartwarming quotes from kids

COMPILED BY TIFFANY GRAVETT

My great niece wanted a drink of my Dr. Pepper. Her mom said no. When I finished it, my niece grabbed the can and pretended to get a big swallow. When I told her that it's empty, she said, "I'm catching the drips!"

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Our family was visiting a farm park that had a fake cow for kids to pretend to milk. When our son was pretending to milk it, we asked him what he was doing and he replied, “I’m laying milk!”

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Our four-year-old son, Liam, is autistic and often struggles with communicating effectively. However, this does not make him any less clever! He is also very intelligent when it comes to counting and numbers. One day, we told him he needed to count to 10 before he could play on his tablet. He quickly responded, “One, two, ten.”  

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Little Doug had to go in for a kidney ultrasound yesterday. Everything looked good, so he wanted to go out for steak to celebrate. According to Little Doug, the best thing about ordering steak is they give you a "real knife" with it.

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Grandpa talking to his twin grandkids, Kaylee and Silas…

Grandpa: “Do you guys like to fish?”

Kaylee: “I love fish! They are such beautiful creatures! But I don’t want to catch them.”

Silas: “I love fish, too! Fried and crispy!”

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“I’m not scared of the darkness anymore, brother.” -Daniel (5)

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“Is saying “Amen” like pressing the send button to God?” -Alex (7)*

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Sam (4), wearing his Batman, Superman and The Flash underwear in layers…

“I need all of these underwear because I need all of these superpowers.”*

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Lauchie (3), holding his large and small Mickey Mouse stuffed animals…

“Hey, Mom! This is Uppercase Mickey, and Lowercase Mickey!”* 

*littlehoots.com