COMPILED BY TIFFANY GRAVETT
She came into our room after she was supposed to be in bed for the night…
Mommy: You’re supposed to be sleeping.
Kenna Grace: I’m sorry, but I had a question.
Mommy: Sigh What is it?
Kenna Grace: (Snuggling up next to me) So, how was your childhood? -Kenna Grace, age 5
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The bride and groom stood up to say their vows.
“Here comes the cheesy part.” –Callum, age 11
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“C’mon, Elsa! Get it together!” –My almost 3-year-old said this to her doll who kept falling over.
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“I so essited I go to school. Maybe a friend doesn’t have a friend and I can be their friend.” –Mattie, age 4
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Talking about Adriana’s upcoming birthday…
Rachel: So, what are some big girl things you can do when you’re five?
Adriana: Oh, you know…sleep in a big girl bed and hold knives. –Adriana, age 4
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On the way home from preschool.
Kara: What did you learn today?
Anna, nonchalantly: Oh, everything. –Anna, age 3
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“Daddy, I’m going to whisper I love you in your ear so it will go down into your heart.” –Zac, age 4
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“Mom, you said this was going to be “real quick.” I thought “real quick” was a LOT shorter.
–random 5-year-old at Target
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After requesting a band-aid be placed on a very small scratch on his leg.
“I can walk again!” –Blake, age 2
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Jonas: Are you sad you have to go back to work?
Mommy: Ummm, a little. But I really like my job. I like making kids feel better.
Jonas: Yeah. But you also like naps.
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We picked a tiger lily from the yard.
“Is there a tiger in there?” –Holden, age 3
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6:58 a.m., as he throws himself in frustration across my bed.
“But I haven’t had-ed Cheetos ALL DAY!” –Isaac, age 5
This week’s kids quotes compiled from littlehoots.com
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